A Washington Christmas Carol

                                                 "decreasing the surplus population,"

Just Sit Right Back and You'll Hear A Tale...

The ship set ground 

on the shore of this 

uncharted desert isle,

with "Boehnergan,"

and his slurpy brew,

the President and his wife,

an Alaskan TV star,

the liberals and the Tea Party,

here on Boehnergan's Isle!!!